Dance Is Life

I don't know what my life would be without Dance.

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

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tastefullyoffensive:

You just gotta take life one step at a time. [x]

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

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lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

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danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

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cooba22:

This one wins

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lawebloca:

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